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Welcome to another prank-filled slurp of of 2schooners with jokes galore from around the world and around the corner as we examine all that was April Fools Day 2011. So plonk yourself down on a whoopee cushion and kiss goodbye to what remains of your dignity as we tumble headlong into another boozy episode of Two Schooners…

Fresh from the holiday thaw, thanks for joining us this Australia Day for a podcast infused with an Aussie flavour of errr beer…

If this podcast was a meal, it would be a 3-day old prawn cocktail without the thousand island. So it back, relax and enjoy the tanties and as we often say as we slouch on our red vinyl barstools – staring into our beers – “you dug that hole, now you can sleep in it!”

This is Two Schooners #38 complete with a live audience and completely unedited from beginning to end (but you didn’t need to be told that!). Too many beers and cool bag of ice, and some entertaining esky reporters.

The guys certainly put on a show for the incumbent work experience beer-wench @woollymittens, who was angling for a job behind the microphones with his funny quips and quick retorts, which he squarely blames on the jetlag. This is Two Schooners 37, with unequivocally the WORST audio quality ever as James reaches for the bottle and blames the booze. Really we were all just celebrating Dave’s big new scar!

We recorded Two Schooners Episode 36 at Easter.  During the recording of the show I said to Dave, “I’ve got a new Mac so this episode will come out twice as fast.” Famous last words. My brand new, one-month old Mac died during the edit, and went into Apple Support to be fixed.  Two long [...]

Guys really sorry for the delay on Episode 36, recorded at Easter. I bought a Mac, and during the episode I said to Dave (stupidly in hindsight), I’ve got a Mac now, so this episode will come out twice as fast.

Famous last words.

My brand new, one-m…

This the latest and greatest episode where we attempt to do comedy… In Episode 35 of Two Schooners we introduce our esky reporters, grasping their beer coolers in one hand and their mics in the other to bring you their version of the world on locatio…

This the latest and greatest episode where we attempt to do comedy… In Episode 35 of Two Schooners we introduce our esky reporters, grasping their beer coolers in one hand and their mics in the other to bring you their version of the world on location and live! Straight into your ear buds and into your neurons.

Knightwise why would you dare us with such simple words… now you have to live up to your half of the deal, what was it? Pink Spandex for a month… Oh, hello and Welcome to Two Schooners 34

Knightwise why would you dare us with such simple words… now you have to live up to your half of the deal, what was it? Pink Spandex for a month… Oh, hello and Welcome to Two Schooners 34, yes folks, thirty-freaken-four episodes of your favourite…

Sit down, strap in, hang on and belt up and make sure you haven’t got anything stuffed down your undies, because this is going to be a long flight.

Woollymittens is coming to town and Two Schooners is quite underprepped, for this handcrafted bar-bo…

Sit down, strap in, hang on and belt up and make sure you haven’t got anything stuffed down your undies, because this is going to be a long flight.